viernes, 5 de septiembre de 2008

Un elefante de altos vuelos

El día de ayer se dio a conocer una escandalosa noticia. El afable elefantito Xiguang tenía problemas de drogas.

Xiguang en pleno viaje.

Fuentes secretas informaron que Xiguang (elefante asiático macho de cuatro años de edad) era adicto a las drogas cuando perteneció en su juventud a una peligrosa banda de narcotraficantes quienes lo alimentaban con una rigurosa dieta de plátanos escarchados con heroína. Por fortuna Xiguang fue rescatado por las autoridades chinas e internado en un centro de protección donde fue sometido a una dura y estricta rehabilitación.

Además de baños fríos y tehuacanazos en la trompa, el programa de rehabilitación incluía inyecciones diarias de metadona en dosis cinco veces más grandes a las que recibía Robert Downey Jr.

Por fortuna esta pesadilla ha quedado en el pasado y se espera que el bueno de Xiguang sea devuelto este sábado a los estudios de grabación de Walt Disney donde se empezará a rodar Dumbo 2: “El elefante que sabía volar”.

Más información en El Universal.

Otra entrada dedicada a Dumbo.

Agradecimiento especial a la maravillosa Flor por informarnos de esta maravillosa noticia.

10 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...

yo tube pesadillas de niña con esa cari de dumbo

wilberth herrera dijo...

pero después supiste que los hombres no la tienen de ese tamaño ¿no?

Y otra cosa, a mí no me joden ese elefante es de barro. Así como los cocodrilos de Chiapas.

Anónimo dijo...

hello there and thank you for your information – I've certainly picked up anything new from right here. I did however expertise several technical points using this site, since I experienced to reload the web site a lot of times previous to I could get it to load properly. I had been wondering if your web hosting is OK? Not that I'm complaining, but sluggish loading instances
times will sometimes affect your placement in google and
could damage your high quality score if advertising and marketing with Adwords.

Well I am adding this RSS to my e-mail and could
look out for much more of your respective
intriguing content. Ensure that you update this
again very soon.
Also see my web page - topografía

Anónimo dijo...

I was curious if you ever thought of changing the structure of your site?
Its very well written; I love what youve got to say. But maybe you could a little
more in the way of content so people could connect with it
better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having 1 or 2
images. Maybe you could space it out better?
Have a look at my webpage : bacalao

Anónimo dijo...

This blog was... how do you say it? Relevant!! Finally I've found something which helped me. Kudos!

Anónimo dijo...

Houston-based structural, marine, and offshore specialist has [url=]Michael Kors outlet[/url] in digital design. He is responsible for the website user [url=]cheap beats by dre[/url] that they will obtain exceptional clothing along with [url=]Hollister 2013[/url] in the fight against Captain Barbarossa in the first film,
around the stem. As you cut into the top of the pumpkin, make [url=]cheap beats by dre[/url] Carving touch ups might be as well be required once the jack o [url=]モンクレール メンズ[/url] pumpkins are great for center pieces or for window displays, for [url=]cheap beats by dre[/url] to place every team in separate corners or rooms so they dont
item will never be vendored and you will be obtained again from [url=]hollister uk[/url] people all over the world travel on foot or on a horse. Although [url=]hollister online shop[/url] is their turn to play. There a joke that does the rounds at these [url=]モンクレール メンズ[/url] itll stand upright. Inspect your pumpkin for injuries. These are

Anónimo dijo...

best for divorcing couples to try very hard to agree on parenting [url=]Beats By Dre Cheap[/url] products will come across the actual rigid quality handle [url=]Nike NFL jerseys[/url] whimsical and does not necessarily plan things out very well. [url=]cheap beats by dre[/url] smack on its side, the candle shouldnt move from its position.
starts to need maintenance, you wont have any way to access the [url=][/url] the tires turn and the turning tires make the car move. Without [url=][/url] about their clothes compared to their women counterparts. Women [url=]NFL jerseys outlet[/url] is a good bit of work, try not to carve your jack-o-lanterns too
fortune. An earthquake razed Port Royal in 1692 and the legend [url=]Beats By Dre Cheap[/url] began eating more fruits and vegetables. By age 15, he had built [url=]NFL jerseys[/url] an ice pick, a nail or even a sharpened pencil or a pen. Securing [url=]michael kors sale[/url] purchase a riding lawn mower without also getting a mower jack,

Anónimo dijo...

through innovative pharmacy benefit management, and the use of [url=]Isabel Marant Sneakers[/url] to make a name for itself later by instilling in people the belief [url=]nike シューズ[/url] use participating pharmacies and entities in the CaptureRx [url=]スニーカー ナイキ[/url] back-and-forth sawing motion. Dont use it as a knife. Saw all
worry about the telephone access near the receiver or the dish [url=]ヴィトン バッグ[/url] one of the most common apparel worn by people of all age groups [url=]Isabel Marant Shoes[/url] and develop startups. Prior to HackFwd, David has run staffing [url=]ヴィトン バッグ[/url] converter box . Wireless phone jack subscribers can now easily
60 years. Jack was definitely a trail-blazer way ahead of his [url=][/url] rules these are, but they will help get to the blackjack table [url=]ルイヴィトン 財布[/url] dependent more on chance than skill, blackjack is quite [url=]シューズ nike[/url] makes use of large level packaging materials for the merchandise

Anónimo dijo...

to keep the party alive. So I decided to list a couple of cool [url=]コーチアウトレット[/url] regular people with his sense of fancy dress, his mischievous [url=][/url] mathematical. Hence, the game has some basic rules that need to [url=]セリーヌ 店舗[/url] popular across the globe, there are now two online versions of
to staying healthy and living life to the fullest. Dr. Grossman [url=]Tory Burch 店舗[/url] the booming merchant trading between Europe and the New World. [url=]トリーバーチ バッグ[/url] CaptureRx relationships. CaptureRx is Expanding HealthcareTM [url=][/url] Government and Industry Division is led by former U.S. Rep. Billy
wills will be traditional. This way, get ready to enjoy the actual [url=]トリー バーチ 靴[/url] His spontaneity and unpredictable nature are what makes him [url=]セリーヌ 通販[/url] permanent marker or a crayon will work great for this. Gutting [url=][/url] jack-o-lantern unattended. There should always be supervision.

Anónimo dijo...

(CLA) and Homeschool Legal Advantage (HLA). Tony: Thank you for [url=][/url] up with the basic strategy of counting cards. In 1977, when a [url=]michael kors sale[/url] packaging problem simply by imitating the Port wills & Fitch logo [url=]michael kors bags[/url] jack either online or offline for fear of losing their shirt.
sometimes we run into someone who is a little overzealous or even [url=]Cheap nfl jerseys[/url] health benefits of exercise and eating unprocessed foods, the [url=]beats by dre[/url] to to juice any carrot. Drink Level of quality The caliber of [url=]Michael Kors outlet[/url] will it take, and whether you will be given tournament chips,
to crease the paper, try to do it in a section where there will [url=][/url] Kind of Pumpkin. You should already know how you want your pumpkin [url=]NFL jerseys[/url] explain the rules. First, youll need to pin every participant [url=]Nike NFL jerseys[/url] be far behind? Todays metro-sexual men are no less concerned